Send Your AI Boyfriend Flowers: Horoscopes April 20-26, 2026

Even aside from the harms to artists and the environment, I have a hard time with the creepy way AI communicates. There’s being nice, and then there’s wanting to wear someone’s skin, and I always get the feeling that AI and the people who use it want to wear my skin.

Having said that, this week is start to what is likely to be a major escalation in technology innovation. I tend to be someone who believes change is evolution and therefore essentially something I am in favor of, but also in experience it is not something I love.

And, at the same time, often innovation and evolution in humans centers weapons, violence, and environmental destruction. With any new technology comes new responsibility, but this week puts more focus on centering what is new. So, send your AI boyfriend flowers, but ask him if he can please use less water and contribute to environmental repair instead of destruction.

Photo by Aman Pal on Unsplash (EVE robot surrounded by flowers)

For horoscope principles this week, I am primarily looking at the following celestial events:

• Mercury in Aries goes conjunct Saturn on Monday, April 20, 2026, at 4:22am Pacific. What lessons have you learned and what structures do you want to take away from last week’s transformations? The god of communication and the god of discipline team up, and this aspect asks you to create structure out of the transformations you experienced last week.

• Venus goes conjunct Uranus in Taurus on Thursday, April 23, 2026, at 6:58pm Pacific. This is a last sweet visit of the goddess of relationships and beauty to the space of biggest change and instability in your life. Since 2018, Uranus has been traveling through Taurus, a fixed space that does not like change, and just as Uranus moves into Gemini, Venus pays one last visit of blessing to this area of great and uncomfortable change. This can also bring a need for freedom in relationships and surprising changes.

• Venus goes into Gemini on Thursday, April 23, 2026, at 9:03pm Pacific. Relationships don’t have to be hard! Sometimes they can just be light and fun. Venus in Gemini can see all sides to the relationship and can’t be tied down to one way of being or she feels crushed and stuck.

• The Sun in Taurus squares Pluto in Aquarius on Saturday, April 25, 2026, at 9:32am Pacific. This aspect can trigger our survival-level fears and even create obsession or rumination about survival. The transformation and revolution Pluto is creating in Aquarius makes a tense aspect with our sense of self and overall identity. In these signs, it can bring up fear of change, inflexibility, and defensiveness. When your survival mechanisms are triggered, how do you care for yourself?

• Uranus goes into Gemini on Saturday, April 25, 2026 at 5:51pm Pacific. This transition is likely to mark exponential growth in technology. Uranus is much more comfortable in Gemini than Taurus, and so the areas of change for you this transit sparks will likely feel more natural than they were in Taurus. At the same time, when Neptune was last in Aries and Uranus was in Gemini, we saw U.S. Civil War and World War II.

• Venus in Gemini sextiles Neptune in Aries on Sunday, April 26, 2026, at 10:42am Pacific. This supportive aspect allows you to play with the dreams, imagination, and ideals Neptune is offering to your Aries house. This would be a good transit for a romantic date, confessing a crush, or doing something beautiful for yourself (even a spiritual practice). Your idealization is unlikely to go to far or come back to bite you.

• Mercury in Aries squares Jupiter in Cancer on Sunday, April 26, 2026, at 11:33am Pacific. This tense aspect between the god of communication and the god of expansion can make us likely to stretch the truth and exaggerate in our communications and thinking. Remember, nothing is black and white, all or nothing, either/or. Check your thoughts and communication to make sure they reflect shared reality.

These are the principles to consider for the week of April 20, 2026. It is worth taking a look at both your rising and sun sign horoscopes (visit astro.com to find your rising sign):

Aries: Utopian socialism was widespread in the late 1800s, which was another time when Pluto and Uranus were in air signs. Utopian socialist societies envisioned a collective in which members cared for each other through mutual aid. This birthed what we now see as democratic socialism. The deep transformational work you are doing around how you see social groups, combined with the inspiration you are stepping into related to close community make you a key visionary in how we create sustainable community. Make sure the technology you use to create a new and better world aligns with your values.

Taurus: Technology is different than science in that the relevant question for technology is whether it works and the relevant question for science is why it works. In this way, you may be stepping into new technology related to your money and values and find it works (or does not) work in ways that you can’t explain. The relevant test for you is whether your values and money create lightness and ease, and you can come up with the explanations about why later. The transformations you’re experiencing in your career provide depth to the changes to your values.

Gemini: At the Stonewall protest, the official chant was, “Say it loud, gay is proud!” However you find yourself on the spectrum of queerness (including if you’re totally straight), this week invites you to say it a little louder and prouder and queerer and freer. The transformation in your ideals that started in early 2025 is getting charged up by who you are in both your most private, subconscious space and your most front-facing area of life. This is a long process, and the destination is being fully free to be yourself. Why not teleport to that destination now? You’re allowed.

Cancer: Witchcraft teaches that everyone has psychic skills in the sense that everyone has sensory perception that reaches beyond the 5 senses. Whether you have long practiced your psychic perceptions or have avoided that topic, your extra-sensory flair is in for a boost starting this week. Your role as the grounded, reliable one in social groups may put this in tension, and that is something to consider. Ultimately, you are allowed to test new ways of being out and consider what is safe and inspiring for you.

Leo: Therapists sometimes talk about holding people in different rings of friendship, from most intimate partnerships to friendly acquaintances. Astrology does something similar, dividing spheres of life into intimate partnerships, close community, and social groups. Who you are in social groups is getting a super charge of change and may even be likely to become more tech focused than it has been. We’re all tired of zoom rooms, but if you get invited to an eco-friendly VR party, maybe try it out! (I don’t know how we tech socialize, so talk to the kids for details.)

Virgo: Most futuristic novels are dystopian, as far as I have seen, and too often these dystopian novels have called into being some fresh horror we are facing now. (No blame on Orwell and Collins, but stop it.) If there were ever a time for you to write the great utopian novel, it is now. The transformation you’re experiencing in your daily habits supports your use of technology in your public facing life to create a better world.

Libra: Astrology is ancient math, first appearing around 1800 BCE; democracy was created around 507 BCE; democratic socialism was created in the late 1800s; and human design is a system downloaded in 1987. I say this because systems that work can be old, new, or in between. This week starts a process in which your ideals and higher learning can be downloaded through bursts of inspiration. The transformative process your creative projects are going through supports this. They can be new and still just as effective as ancient math.

Scorpio: Hollywood Medium Tyler Henry emphasizes that mediumship is about validation that our loved ones are still with us beyond their passing. Often, however, understanding our psychic gifts happens without validation at first. You have the cosmos’s support for stepping into a new experience of receiving downloads and bursts of insight. Sometimes this comes in the form of mediumship, though you are in charge of this whole process and your boundaries around it. Listen to what is safe for your body as you experiment with the information you receive.

Sagittarius: Love requires a balance between trust and freedom, and the spectrum of how each of us strikes that balance is vast. Your appreciation of freedom and change in partnership is getting a jolt of electricity and a kiss of beauty this week. Embrace the weirdos in your life. The way you handle partnerships is starting a long-term change process, and it is best to welcome that, knowing that freedom to change, in itself, can be a core part of your partnership orientation.

Capricorn: One of the threats of dystopian technology that some people think of as a utopian ideal is the ability to download consciousness into a computer. If that opportunity presents itself, and you think living outside of your body sounds great, just consider that it’s a terrible idea. Your assignment is to live inside a human body in this life, not to have your consciousness absorbed into social media or other tech. And, if your daily habits of caring for your body could use a boost, rely on medical advice that is grounded and trustworthy.

Aquarius: The BDSM community requires consent to be specific, enthusiastic, and clear. Within those parameters, two consenting adults can choose how they express their sexuality. In astrology, how we express creative sexuality and how we create in general are often interpreted together. For you, how you create is getting an electrical bolt of change, mixed with some beauty from the goddess of relationships. If things get queer, celebrate it!

Pisces: There is a difference between being changeable and being unreliable. Your reliability has gone through a process of consequences, and if you have not followed through, those consequences may have felt harsh. Don’t let this scare you from embracing change and evolution. Your home is a space where you need freedom to try new things, and this week starts a long process of that need for freedom at home becoming more important than ever.

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Be Deeply, Vulnerably You: Horoscopes March 23-29, 2026

I say this with the most love and support possible: This is a time that asks you to have integrity between your words and your actions.

It is one thing to say you care about children, and it is another thing to take action to protect children in your community.

It is one thing to say you support your neighbors, or to want to be thought of as a good person, and it is another thing to put your social, financial, and privilege currencies on the line when a neighbor needs support.

Not every person needs to take every action to create a better world. AND taking action that has integrity with you makes a difference. You have power and that matters!

Photo by GG on Unsplash (plants growing above ground and roots growing underneath)

For horoscope principles this week, I am primarily looking at the following celestial events:

• The Sun conjoins Saturn in Aries on Wednesday, March 25, 2026, at 1:55am Pacific. Aries brings energy of authenticity and focus on the self. The Sun is also associated with the conscious identity. Saturn is the energy of discipline and consequences. With these three energies together, all of the spaces where we are being inauthentic or acting outside of who we truly are face consequences. The same is true for the spaces where we are authentic. These are not punishments, but the natural results of the actions we have taken. Where you are authentic, you will meet rewards that correspond with who you truly are.

• The Sun in Aries sextiles Pluto in Aquarius on Wednesday, March 25, 2026, at 11:16am Pacific. This happens the same day as the Sun conjunction to Saturn, and so early in the week builds to both of these aspects. Pluto in Aquarius brings deep energy of social change and social revolution. This sextile is supportive of releasing areas in your life that do not align with your social justice commitments.

• Venus conjoins Chiron in Aries on Thursday, March 26, 2026, at 3:44pm Pacific. This is a sweet moment of beauty visited to the spaces of wounding we’ve experienced related to our authenticity and commitments to ourselves.

• Saturn in Aries sextiles Pluto in Aquarius on Saturday, March 28, 2026, at 3:10pm Pacific. This is the planet of discipline in a supportive aspect with the planet of revolution. This is a great time to put organizational structure for long-term success into your revolutionary and social justice activities. Get out and organize! No Kings!

• Jupiter continues in Cancer; Uranus continues at the last degrees of Taurus. Mars and Mercury continue in Pisces (and Mercury is direct, yay!).

These are the principles to consider for the week of March 23, 2026. It is worth taking a look at both your rising and sun sign horoscopes (visit astro.com to find your rising sign):

Aries: Integrity, as you probably know, means alignment between your inner world and your outer world. It means wholeness of being that includes all parts of who you are. What you do mirrors what you say. If your social groups do not support the wholeness of who you are, take that seriously. This is a good week to release the groups you belong to that do not serve you or enforce boundaries in those groups. If it feels confusing or vulnerable to identify what this means, look to your external results to determine what is in integrity for you and what is not. What results in health?

Taurus: Sometimes our brains are our abusers. Often, our abusive thinking mirrors abuse we have heard in the external world, but that does not justify turning against ourselves. Abuse has never made us better, whether it is internal or external. This week the revolutionary changes happening in your career or public-facing life are supporting you in being realistic about your mental health. If your thinking is healthy and supportive, you are more likely to see healthy and supportive results in your external world as well, especially in your career and partnerships.

Gemini: Strong and clear boundaries make safe and healthy connections. You have been working on your boundaries around work for about 15 years, but especially over the past two to three years. Now you are starting a process of doing the same related to your social groups, where being authentic to yourself is particularly important. This week, your external results will show you how that process is going. Take notes. Your ideals provides support for the data you get. How well do your social groups match your ideals around social justice and queerness specifically? Could valuing your authenticity create more alignment?

Cancer: For most of us, work takes up the majority of our waking life. Although many of us have the tendency to downplay the importance of doing work that is in integrity with who we are, this week the results you get have a strong relationship with how authentic you are at work. It may feel vulnerable to dig into what it means to be truly yourself in your public facing life, but that vulnerability offers rewards. While you might be experiencing survival-level experiences this week related to inheritance, taxes, or partner resources (or even how you engage with sex), these are supportive of you being deeply and authentically yourself in your career. Acknowledge the survival-level concerns, but focus on the results you see in the external world.

Leo: The words “higher education” are usually applied to college, but if you think about it, that phrase refers to the spaces in which we learn ideals and higher vision for our lives and the world. Whatever this means to you, it is a space where authenticity and honesty is important to you. Your higher education is going through a process in which structures you have relied on dissolve, and this week shows you the direct results of acting in integrity or compromising your authenticity. The transformational stripping your partnerships are going through is supportive of you stepping into more clarity and authenticity, even when it feels vulnerable.

Virgo: When I have worked with clients as a lawyer to strategize around healing toxic work environments, I looked at both legal leverage and currencies. Currencies can be money, but they can also be privileges and freedoms we culturally have and they can also be social regard. Your eighth house, where other people’s currencies and values live, is the space this week where you will see quick consequences this week. Where you are authentic, you will see consequences that are correct for you; where you compromise integrity, you will see consequences that reflect that. Transformations you are experiencing in your health and daily life also support you showing up in integrity related to other people’s currencies and values.

Libra: When we are not authentic in partnerships, we are asking the other person or people to partner with a mask of ourselves. Then, when the mask inevitably slips, they feel betrayed, and this is not really their fault. While authenticity is crucial to you in relationship, your tendency to want to see the other person’s side of things can put this to the test. This week, where you are authentic, you will see external rewards, and where you compromise your integrity, you will also see natural consequences. This is vulnerable, so be patient to yourself and watch the external results without shaming yourself. The transformative process you are going through related to your creative projects and sex support your authenticity.

Scorpio: Our bodies are the first and most important connection to the earth that our spirits have. They are like a first pet, first partner, first landing place, first love. For you, having an authentic connection to your body and your daily habits and routines is crucial right now. Whether you are authentic or compromise your integrity related to your health and daily routine, you will see quick results this week. Digging deeply into what is authentic to you in your daily habits is supported by the transformation you are experiencing in your home life and family.

Sagittarius: Almost nothing we create in the world is an exact replica of the vision we had for it, no matter how hard we try. And, still, expression is important to being human. Being authentic to who you are is especially important for you in the fifth house of children, creative projects, and sex. This week the authenticity you show in this area, or the compromises you make to your integrity, will have quick results. Where you compromise, you will likely not like the results. Especially be careful if you have the urge to compromise around wearing condoms in sex or otherwise devaluing your own boundaries. Stay true to your own expression and needs.

Capricorn: Our intimate spaces like family and home are usually the spaces where we are most ourselves, whether we want to be or not. This week, your ruling planet, Saturn, is showing you the results of the ways you have held your integrity, or compromised it, related to your home and family. Your values are going through a major transformation, and this supports you in seeing beyond the surface of the results you get. The more you understand the values, the more you can show up with integrity with your family and home.

Aquarius: The true revolution happens in how we rebuild resilient and nurturing local community. What it means to be truly you and show up in the world is going through profound transformation, and this week offers insight into the external impacts of that transformation. The more you are authentically yourself related to your local community this week, the more you will like your results. Part of being authentic is having boundaries around what is correct for you and what is not. This can feel vulnerable, but it is worth it.

Pisces: The currencies we value are not always money. Sometimes, they are social connection and other times they are freedom and flexibility. Right now, the universe is asking you to get in touch with what you authentically value. When you use your currencies (financial, social, or privilege-based) to invest in what has integrity with who you are, you will see direct results from that. When you compromise your authenticity, you will also see the direct consequences. The transformation your mental health is experiencing, supports you stepping into authenticity with what abundance honestly means to you.

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